Jarrod lvl01 Dumbass
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perkwunos:

tripropellant:

perkwunos:

tripropellant:

zsnes:

tripropellant:

zsnes:

internetsickness:

click this button every weekend or you cant read my blog

hop drink…………

You can only click this in moderation.

ah; okay…… how many clicks then ?

1000 for all your life. On the thousand-and-first click you lose the human form

in 2018, you can click it all you like, no consequences–that’s my philosophy

You’re going to turn into something

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Hmmm? What’d you say? I can’t hear

Ah, well, back to sipping…

memorycycle:

man listening to a “song” on his “headphones” and enjoying a flavored handheld “snack”: i am waiting for a “walk signal” to cross the “street”

stegosaurus in that same spot 150 million years ago: leafs in front of me

sonictheslimehog:

nate-nox:

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Tyler The Creator x Jack Black

He fucked that old man

latnasaga:

Everyones like “oh no the tragic events were so avoidable, thats terrible” but they never ask “did you experience catharsis, how was the catharsis, the catharsis looked fun”

memewhore:

mens-rights-activia:

an-alarming-number-of-bees:

They’re more deserving of the uniform than most generals.

Heroes

Society couldn’t function without them.

evilmario666:

evilmario666:

Just so you know… There is no “the queen”. Why? 

There are so, so many queens.

They make up half of the human population.

We call them “women”. 

And I am a loyal knight fighting for all of them. I slaughtered a dragon for women today, actually. Here’s a picture

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riben:

happy2justb:

riben:

riben:

cabbagesoup1:

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dude imagine if a hog saw this

wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

Dude…. you don’t know pigs. Do you? Wild boars will eat mushrooms, even psychedelic ones. They also like to kill for sport, humans too.

They’re crazy as fuck. I love those bastards ❣️💋

Uh, yeah, i think i know pigs

polyphonetic:

this equation is NOT cute. numbers actually hate being under a square root symbol and it distresses them

cetitan:

noxtheox:

PUT SOME FUCKING RESPECT ON HIS NAME!!!!!!!

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NOT A SLUT.

NOT A “LITTLE ORANGE BITCH”.

SMALL.

1/2439 worlds explored advance//